- “Your head dey touch ground like mop stick!”
- “I go show you the meaning of ‘I pass my neighbor.'”
- “You be like transformer, you no dey carry last.”
- “Your brain go for shopping but e no get money.”
- “If you be food, na to dey waste you.”
- “Your face be like who chop frog pepper soup.”
- “You dey claim fresh like new yam, but you be old, soft one.”
- “You dey wear shoe like say you wan run race with Usain Bolt.”
- “If you follow money ehn, you go lose weight.”
- “You be like recharge card; you no dey last.”